The Curse

Nov. 10th, 2009 04:58 pm
TITLE: The Curse
FANDOM: Watchmen
PAIRING: Dan/Rorschach/Laurie
SUMMARY: Rorschach's freaking out again. Written for kinkmeme.

'Rorschach?' Dan says. )
TITLE: Tropic of Cancer
FANDOM: Watchmen
PAIRING: Dan/Rorschach/Laurie
SUMMARY: Written for the kinkmeme. "Rorschach has pubic lice. Who's gonna pin him down and shave him?" Well. Yeah.


Dan notices Rorschach acting oddly, tugging at his suit pants, shifting in his seat. )
Title: Every Day is like Sunday
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairing: Dan/Laurie
Summary: Sam and Sandra Hollis, post-squidocalypse: the winter of their discontent.
Warnings: Consensual domestic battery. This is a pretty bleak and brutal little story, and I'm not sure I understand it myself, but here it is.


A stranger emerges from the bathroom. )
Title: Brief Transit, or, Nite Owl and Rorschach Take the Bus
Pairing: Dan/Rorschach
Summary: exactly what it says on the tin. Written to cheer up [livejournal.com profile] 22by7.


Nite Owl has a transit pass, and Rorschach has just enough change, and there is no way either of them are going to make it back to the Owl's Nest on foot. )
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairing: Dan/Rorschach/Laurie
Summary: FINALLY, the STUNNING CONCLUSION to the "Triage" saga. God help us all. Warning for slightly dissociative porn.

Part One
Part Two


When Dan comes home, there are voices in the house. )

Vice

Jun. 5th, 2009 03:33 pm
Title: Vice
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairing: Dan/Walter/Laurie OT3
Summary: Walter needs to relax. PWP Smut-tacular.


READ IT )

Weight

Jun. 3rd, 2009 09:32 pm
It's Porn Battle time again, which reminds me that I wrote a little thing for last year's. It's not much, but I'll put it here for the sake of completeness.

Title: Weight
Fandom:Hot Fuzz
Pairing: Nicholas/Danny
Summary: My attempt at rectifying the lack of hot fat!Danny fic.


All his girlfriends have been slender. )

Redesign

May. 21st, 2009 01:01 pm
Title: Redesign
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairing: Danielle/Laurie
Summary: Yeah, I don't even know. [livejournal.com profile] 22by7 somehow got me writing 63!femmeslash. Danielle and Laurie talk about costumes. This is probably not how it works with actual lesbians.

Danielle has always felt a little shy around Laurie Juspeczyk. )

Glitter

May. 17th, 2009 08:30 am
Title: Glitter
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairing: Danielle/Twilight Lord
Summary: She has never wanted, does not want, to be pressed into the floor and taken by the Twilight Lord.


Fighting the Twilight Lord is complicated. )

Ablutions

May. 13th, 2009 02:16 pm
Title: Ablutions
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairing: Dan/Rorschach preslash
Summary: h/c; pre-Roche; "I made myself a face I could bear to look at in the mirror."


Rorschach is scratching at his face through the mask again. )

Phenotype

Apr. 1st, 2009 02:49 pm
Title: Phenotype
Characters: Silk Spectres I & II
Summary: She gets it from her dad. Gen. Short.


Sally has never enjoyed violence. )
Title: Triage pt 2
Pairing: Dan/Laurie, Dan/Rorschach UST, Laurie/Dan/Rorschach pre-OT3
Rating: NC-17, WARNING HET SEX
Summary: No-Keene-Act AU; Dan knows there's a piece of the puzzle he doesn't have.
ObDisclaim: Characters by Moore and Gibbons have eaten my brain.

Follows from "Triage."

Dan peels the armor away from his skin, hoses himself down, and pads up the stairs in just his sweatpants. )

Triage

Mar. 24th, 2009 09:54 pm
Title: Triage
Fandom: Watchmen
Pairing: Laurie/Rorschach pre-het, Rorschach/Dan UST, Laurie/Dan/Rorschach pre-OT3.
Summary: Laurie and Rorschach get to know each other better. AU, hurt/comfort. Apparently there is nothing I can write in this fandom that isn't fucking hurt/comfort.
ObDisclaim: ALANMOOREGETOUTOFMYHEAD. Also, I owe Jim MacDonald on MakingLight for his guide to making a field splint.

Author's Note: In this AU, the Keene Act was narrowly voted down. Dan never retired and is still partnered with Rorschach, on whom he's been a (slightly) stabilizing influence. Laurie has left Jon and is working (and sleeping) with Dan, to Rorschach's acute discomfort.

NOW WITH SEQUELAE: Triage: Pt 2; Triage: Pt 3; Teshuva

'When I had cut it enough, it didn't look like a woman anymore.' -- Rorschach )
Fandom: Doctor Who/Sarah Jane Adventures
Summary: A late-night glimpse of the Secret Life of Grownups.


Luke wakes in the night to find there's a man in the kitchen. )

After

Mar. 18th, 2009 08:00 pm
Just discovered this sitting around...

Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Elton/Ursula
Summary: post-ep coda for "Love and Monsters," second-season New Dr. Who.

'We even have a bit of a love life...' )
Oh god, look what I dug up from the crevices of the internet. This is so old it was originally posted on USENET.

Some explanation: Back in the glory days of alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated, JessinEngland posted a K/S story written entirely in Yorkshire dialect. The plot was kind of the Platonic Ideal of a K/S story: shuttlecraft goes down, there's a storm, shelter in cave, acute-onset pon farr, Kirk steps up, the deed gets done, awkward rescue, McCoy says something snarky. Roll Credits. But then everyone had to have a go, in various lingos, dialects and pseudolanguages, from Silicon-Valley-speak to Internet Troll to stage-German, and then someone asked for Ivory Tower post-modern litcrit language and ... well. This was the result. The genre was called Rude Person stories -- that's a reference to another ASCEM injoke, just go with it.

If you're an academic, this is going to be hilarious. Otherwise not so much.

Unpacking Pon Farr:
Kirk, Spock, and the image of the female void

By R. Person, PhD. )
This one became kind of a minor fandom classic for a while. The last line is kind of a borscht-belt punchline, but I still think it works. Written back in 2000 or so when the world was young.

Title: They say of the Elves
Pairing: Gimli/Legolas
ObDisclaim: I'm sorry, Professor. I'm so, so sorry.

Then Gimli bowed low. 'Nay, you are excused for my part, lord,' he said. 'You have chosen the Evening; but my love is given to the Morning. And my heart forebodes that soon it will pass away forever.' -- 'Many Partings,' Book III, LOTR )
So I'm consolidating un-archived fics as I revive this journal. This was written waaaay back in the first weeks of the first season of Smallville. Reckless days, heady nights.

TITLE: What He Wants
PAIRING: C/Lx
SUMMARY: Preslash. Clark figures it out. NOT A SONGFIC. Really.
ObDISCLAIM: not mine, theirs; Superman created by Seigel & Shuster

What He Wants

So I'm at a party at Lex's house. I'm still not sure how I got here. Sure, he invited me; I just don't understand why.more )
Another story from the early, early days of Smallville fandom. I still really like this one.

TITLE: Sleeping on the Wing
PAIRING: C/Lx
SUMMARY: Lex figures it out.
ObDISCLAIM: Not mine, theirs. Superman created by Siegel & Shuster.



``You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world. To not know why you're here. That's ... that's just an awful feeling.'' --Elijah Price )

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